My Stupidity is your Christmas Present

When I was 17, I was in a heavy metal band. Because I was so hardcore, I decided to play the keyboard. I even wore fake hand cuffs as part of the decorations, although I'm pretty sure they were sex hand cuffs without the furry stuff. In addition, we wore costumes, we painted our faces (refer to above) and we sang (or more like grunted) horrible songs, such as this: 

Just in case this wasn't enough comedy, we decided to appear on a televised performance that will forever capture this hilariously cringing moment of my life. In honor of the Christmas Spirit, I will share this wonderfully embarrassing memory with all of you. 

The video is accessible under the tab "Secret Content"  and the password is "diarrhea". Enjoy the nightmare.

Merry Christmas and happy holidays!

-Ed.