Tweeting on The Tonight Show
My tweet made it onto the Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon! Check it out:
Life goal achieved.
-Ed.
Just One Chance
While staying at my friend Jill's house in Denver, I saw this little guy by the window sill yesterday.
He was stuck. I watched him erratically trying to escape , and I can sense the desperation in his movements as he attempted to climb out of the massive window well. After multiple unsuccessful attempts to get him out with a shovel and a rake, there was a moment where I thought about letting him be, knowing full well that he will inevitably perish. I went to bed feeling defeated and guilty.
With the help of Jill next day, we decided to help him out. We caught him with a bag through the window and placed him in a plastic housing with some water, cheese and lettuce. Jill is planning to release him once he nurses himself back to full strength.
Now some people might wonder why we even bothered. Some people might even question the benefits of saving a so-called "rodent". Honestly, I do not know why we did what we did. Hell, I don't even know what we did was right, as he might become owl food the minute we let him go. All I know is somehow I felt (I can't speak for Jill), there was a reason why this little guy was stuck in the window well next to my room. There was a brief second of clarity out of all this chaos in the world. There was a chance.
Sometimes, that's all we need.
-Ed.
New Tour Dates Page
I think I get it from my dad, but I am hopeless when it comes to organizing stuff. I have gone a whole year without opening any of my mail. I have also gone a whole year pissing off every bank, office and government agency out there. Expert level of stupid achieved.
So I am happy to announce that I have reorganized my tour dates page, and it now includes venue addresses, show times, and ticket information.
Check it out HERE.
I feel like a proud 5 year old who cleaned his room, except my actual room is still a mess.
See you at a show!
-Ed.
Feeling Inadequate
For some reason, I always feel inadequate in my life. However, I don't think it's a bad thing.
I'm pretty sure I'm dead the next time there's a family function.
Ed.
The iPhone Diary Vol. 3
Looks like it's that time of the year again: time to clean out the iPhone photo gallery because I took one too many unnecessary pictures with ridiculous things in various locations. So here I present to you, my dear friends, the iPhone Diary Volume 3.
Yes, that IS a picture of my dog wearing my shorts.
-Ed.
I Am a Lego Figure
Well, my wife has done the impossible. She has managed to turn me into a timeless piece of art by creating a custom Lego figure of me.
This is so cool I don't even know what else to type. I guess I'll just show you:
So. Awesome.
-Ed.