A Weird Taste of an Update
I guess I should come clean. Allow me to be honest here.
I hate bread.
Yeah, I said it. I hate bread, cupcakes, croutons, sponge cakes, muffins, garlic bread, english muffins, banana bread, scones, danishes, and basically any baked goods that tastes like or feels like bread. In my world, nothing is worse than toast.
You're probably wondering by now, how can this possibly happen?
If you would, imagine a giant piece of well-toasted crunchy garlic bread with a glass of milk and a freshly cut orange. Now imagine eating this for breakfast for 7 years of your life until your dad switched the garlic bread to mini frozen pizzas because everybody eats pizzas first thing in the morning.
Congratulations, you just imagined my childhood and the reason why I avoid every bake sale on this planet.
In other news, there has been a few changes to the "Tour De Farts" schedule. Here is the update schedule:
Oh yeah, I also hate cookies.