So during a recent photo shoot for a new headshot, I came to the conclusion that I do not possess the ability to take a proper picture. Allow me to take you through the magically disastrous journey. It started with the creepy ass smile above.
Then I tried to look self-righteous. Didn't work.
Then I found a pineapple. I don't even like pineapples.
So I decided to change shirts and maybe that'll do it. Nope.
Then I don't know what happened.
In conclusion, WTF.